2010-12-17 Syrens of the South Tits for Tots Holiday Spectacular

December 17, 2010 marched the Fourth Annual Syrens of the South Toys for Tots Drive.  Each year there is a discount offered to the audience to bring in toys to be handed over to our very own Marine at the end of the night.  This year the Marine sent was actually one that had been with them back in 2008 and said he would had been back in 2009 as well if he hadn't been deployed as he had so much fun last time.  There were over 200 toys sent off at the end of the evening thanks to the generosity of the audience making this the most successful toy drive yet!

The show started out with a student showcase that included two very impatient students who were dying to get on stage and begged to get to perform, so there was a mini student showcase MCed by Katherine Lashe(me) to open the show with a very erotic fan dance by Lilith Fox and and amazing leg show with chair work by Pearl E. White.  I expect to see great things from these ladies in the future.

Once the MC torch was passed to Fritzengrueben after he stripped out of his Santa Suit the main event could begin.  First was a dance routine by Savannah Rouge, bellydance performer and teacher Oracle in her showgirl persona!  She shimmy, shook and swiveled her hips leaving the audience begging for more without removing a single piece of clothing.  Next came the comedic styling of puppeteer Tim Monteith with his light up costumes and puppets dancing to Proud Mary by Ike and Tina Turner.  What a great tribute this was to Mary on this Holiday Season!  Then our naughty girl Tupelo Honey made her way to the stage doing an amazingly devilish number to A Demon Like Me by Blair Crimmins and the Hookers.  Showing us that sometimes getting that piece of coal just means you have to crush it under your heel to turn it into diamonds!  After the naughty came the nice with Lola le Soliel closing out the first half dressed as Santa Claus in the audience to "Boogie Woogie Santa Claus" by Mabel Scott and then teaching the audience what good girls really want for Christmas, to "Five Pound Box of Money" by Pearl Bailey that ended with dollar signs on her behind and a boa covered in money.

The second act opened with the sultry songbird singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and then continuing her stripping serenade out of a Catholic School Girl outfit to "Someone to Watch Over Me" showing how much she loves the reason for the season!  Continuing the love came Fonda Lingue and Devin Liquor doing an adorable duet to "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" with Fonda's incredible shrinking muff before going into "Winter Wonderland".  They defiantly put the Kings and Queens in Drag!  Then came Ruby Redmayne who teaches us that the carpet should always match the drapes and continued her lessons with "Conjunction Junction" from School House Rocks.  If doing well in school means you get more presents; I think the audience wanted to stay after school with her to get some private tutoring!  Chad Sanborn followed with his version of our favorite after school show Mr Rodgers to teach the audience a magic trick.  Next time he should make sure to listen carefully as there's a difference between B-A-N-A-N-A and B-A-N-D-A-N-A, but he did look awfully cute in his sweater while making that banana disappear!  Catatonic Raucous came on to "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" as a bad little elf with mistle toe hanging on her panties and bows on her breasts, she was a present that the whole audience was glad to see unwrapped!  Then came the biggest present of all, literally a giant present!  A huge box was carried on stage as "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" played.  Slowly the lid came off and one hand then another slowly reached out of the box covered in bows to reveal a very festive D'lilah D'lite.  The music then switched to "Santa Bring my Baby Back" by Elvis while bows flew off of her from all over her body into the audience!  I don't think any of them will ever look at a bow the same way again!  Closing the show was Katherine Lashe(me) doing a holiday fan dance to "Zat You Santa Claus".

Below is the link to the Syrens of the South Flickr Group which includes a ton of photos from the show with special thank to Mr. Wombat and Derek Jackson!



Sadly our regular videographer was unavailable but someone did come and video tape the show and then put the acts on YouTube.  The sound is rough but you can at least see the guys and girls that made this event possible.  So please click HERE to see the playlist!

2010-12-14 Syrens of the South at the Atlanta Photographers Guild

The Atlanta Photographer's Guild meets every other week in the basement at Elliot St Pub with an assortment of models for both professional and beginner photographers to shoot.  They set up an assortment of backdrops and lights in addition to using the natural brick and bar props that come with the basement.  These events are put together for the most amazing photographer Marc Turnley, known as Brilliant Z.  There are usually 2-3 models who bring 2-3 outfits each and each photographers gets about 10-15 minutes with each model per outfit.

On December 14th they brought back regular model Katherine Lashe and first timer Lola le Soleil!  Katherine started the evening in a top hat, eye patch, corset, Victorian vest and garter belt while holding her riding crop before switching to a green corset and butt bow with black beaded fringe bra and panties, Victorian hat, green feather fans and 7 inch rhinestoned heels.  Lola started out in an amazing assortment of colors and a feather headdress that made her well over 6 feet tall with those long legs.  Her second outfit was covered in layers and layers of 32 inch fringe in different shades of blues that accentuated all of her graceful movements.

Below you can see all the pictures tagged with this particular date and event so you can see some of the pictures from the night!

2010-11-13 Syrens of the South with The Dresden Dolls

The Dresden Dolls got back together from working on their solo projects to put together a fall tour that came to The Buckhead Theatre in Atlanta, GA.  As part of Amanda Palmer's desire to help promote local performers they booked the band Lille and Syrens of the South.

Syrens of the South opened the show with a short, 30 minute set that included Katherine Lashe MCing and Burnadette Cinders who brought the house down with her bellydance skills to They Might Be Giants' Istanbul not Constantinople and her wonderful announcement that she is with child.  Then the mistress of Illusion Fonda Lingue took the stage and wowed the audience with her shimmy, shake and don't ask don't tell pastie policy.  Closing the show was the legs that make you beg Lola le Soleil with her eye popping balloon act that had the crowd begging for more.

After the Syrens were done Lille took the stage for an amazing home grown act that was a wonderful opener to the amazingness that is The Dresden Dolls.  The crowd went wild and sang along to all of the songs, it was an amazing evening for everyone involved and we hope to see The Dresden Dolls back in Atlanta real soon!

Below see a collection of photos from The Dresden Dolls!

2010-11-06 The Mechanical Masquerade

In January of 2010 Syrens of the South began producing an evening of Steampunk revelry entitled The Mechanical Masquerade.  After the July event Syrens of the South passed the torch to Doctor Q and The Artifice Club.    Under new management, The Mechanical Masquerade moved from Bart Webb Studios/Little Tree Studios up the street to The Academy Theater.

The evening was a traditional masquerade with masks being worn until midnight so people could guess who was whom.  The entertainment included burlesque performances by Talloolah Love and Knoxville's own Salome Cabaret and a musical set from the Bonaventure Quartet.  Talloolah Love did her clockwork doll routine, which was her very first steampunk inspired number lo so many years ago, so it seemed only fitting for her to do it for the first one produced by The Artifice Club.  Salome Cabaret performed they're group routine to Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka which is amazingly choreographed with a twisted sexual energy that makes it disturbingly beautiful. There was also a costume contest, sadly I did not catch the winner, but I do know one of the prizes was a weekend pass for Anachrocon.  For those that don't know, Anachrocon is a weekend of all things steampunk!  It includes performances, costumes, panels dances, parties and vendors. This February will be the third year for this rapidly growing convention and interest in steampunk.

Over all it was a very lovely evening and I know that the next event, which is Friday night at Anachrocon, will be another wonderful time had by all.  Below are pictures that have been up loaded from this and previous Mechanical Masquerades (mostly by Kevin whom we love and adore as he is an amazing little shutterbug) on Flickr, enjoy!

2010-10-31 Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque On the Go-Go!

Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go! is a touring burlesque show that includes Clams Casino, Anita Cookie, Minnie Tonka, Gigi La Femme and Darlinda Just Darlinda.  They picked back up with their fall tour and headed all over the country including Atlanta, GA to come play with Syrens of the South for Halloween!

The show included the bevy of beauties from New York as well as Atlanta's own burlesque legend Torchy Taboo who MC'd the show with some newer blood performing including the legs that make you beg Lola le Soliel, the woman of a million jobs Burnadette Cinders, your host the Syren of the South Katherine Lashe, and The Lady Miss Vagina Jenkins played panty wrangler for the evening.

It was an evening of haunted horrors that included The Ghostbusters, a werewolf, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, a sexy game of peek-a-boo, and more sassy entertainment then you could shake a severed arm at!  There was a raffle with fabulous prizes that included The Burlesque Handbook, hand made pasties from the Go-Go Girls themselves, and special items donated from Sin in Linen who was helping sponsor the tour along with American Shapewear.com!


Below are some fabulous photos of Dangerous Curves: Burlesque on the Go-Go on Flickr!

2010-10-22 Hexxt

Hexxt is a horror themed club night that pops up for special occasions. Having a variety of performers from Syrens of the South, Zombie Go-Go Squad, and the finale of Chaotic Suspensions.  It was a packed house with people in costume and rocking out for Karis' birthday as well.  There were give aways from Troma Films, Horror Central, Netherworld, Latex Records, Spencer Gifts and More!


The Zombie Go-Go Squad was a group of scantily clad undead girls who danced in on the platforms and in the cages between the acts to get the patrons in the mood.  From mummies to zombies the girls represented all aspects of the undead.


Performing for Syrens of the South included MC Fritzengrueben, Stormy Knight, Fonda Lingue and Katherine Lashe.  Fritz was a trouper since there was not a microphone for him to use.  His years of theater experience came in handy so he could project over the huge crowd.  Stormy Knight did a great strip tease that walked a nice line of classic and more fetish inspired for the crowd.  Fonda Lingue did a classic strip tease and was a vision in rhinestones.  Katherine Lashe closed the show with her Creature from the Black Lagoon routine.

Chaotic Suspensions closed out the night with some suspensions, tug of war and other feats of pierced strength.  


Below is a collection of pictures from different Hexxt events.

2010-10-16 Syrens of the South with Unknown Hinson at Variety Playhouse

This past Saturday Unknown Hinson  played at the Variety Playhouse after being the Grand Marshall of the Little Five Points Halloween Parade.  If you do not know who Unknown Hinson is, here's his write up from the website:

"Looking somewhat like Dracula's nasty little brother who spent some hard years drinking and working as a carnival barker for a second-rate freak show, Unknown Hinson translates that vibe to his style of country and western-tinged psychobilly. Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, this red-necked crooner gained regional popularity with a self-produced television show in 1992 and soon was touring nationwide, wowing audiences with his outrageous and campy, white-trash persona and freewheeling, sleazy tone. Hinson’s most recent CD release, Target Practice, melds weepy twang and searing guitar riffs and lyrics that speak of love-gone-bad and the dark side of the honky-tonk lifestyle."


Since 2008, every time that Unknown Hinson has graced Atlanta with his presence Syrens of the South has been his opening act.  Last October was the first time at Variety Playhouse and as Unknown Hinson does the voice for Early Cuyler on Squidbillies, he was joined by the rest of the cast to celebrate the new season and DVD release.  It was such a hit that Unknown Hinson came back to Variety Playhouse for his 2010 October show.  This year he was again joined by Syrens of the South and Anna Kramer & The Lost Cause, who opened the show.


Anna Kramer & The Lost Cause was amazing.  They were a perfect pick to open the show.  With their twangy guitars and Anna's sultry swagger they made the giant music hall feel like an intimate country bar where you could comfortably cry in your beer or start a brawl.
  
Up next was Syrens of the South.  MC John Carney introduced himself and them had the crowd singing along with The Burlesque Show (set to The Muppet Show theme).  Next up double your pleasure and double your fun with Tupelo Honey, a woman so sweet she'll make your tooth hurt, and the Double D's of Dixie, D'lilah D'lite in an old fashion cat fight.  The clothes came flying off as they fought over who was woman enough to keep a man!  Next was the fastest hips in the South Miss Stormy Knight having a Ho-Down!  In her western shirt and full skirt she spun around giving sneak peaks to the audience with an expert tease until it was time for her reveal which the audience greatly appreciated.  Then came the Master of Puppets, the Pastor of Muppets,  Mr Tim Monteith bringing Elvis back from the grave for a little Jail House Rock, always a crowd pleaser and a nice break of variety inbetween the girls.  The Shimmy Shake and Shazaam of Ursula Undress hit the stage as a bride from hell with her devilish grin, coal black hair and flame red dress.   Her tail, horns and pitchfork were no match for her angelic good looks and the love of the audience.   The screamed and yelled all the way to hell as the joined the Cult of Ursula!  Closing out the show was the Southern Sin-Sation Katherine Lashe (me) who came out with green hair and a swampy disposition for her creature from the Black Lagoon Tribute.  The show was amazing and super special thanks to Patrick, the staff at The Variety Playhouse and of course the audience who screamed their heads off at every shimmy, shake, bump and grind!


Of course next was the main event, Unknown Hinson.  I can't even describe how amazing he is to watch live. He is the most amazing guitarist I have ever seen and his band is perfectly in sync with him.  Not only are they all amazing musicians, but the songs are both hauntingly meaningful and hilarious at the same time.  He captures every Southern cliche while both simultaneously playing into them and proving how false they can be.  He is a brilliant showman and I have never seen or met anyone as dedicated to their fans as he is.  There is always an encore and he will stay until everyone in the line has had a chance to meet him, get a picture with him and get his autograph.  


Unknown Hinson is always on tour and usually comes back to Atlanta in April so if you missed him and the Syrens of the South you can probably catch them at The Earl in April.  If you're not in Atlanta I highly recommend you check his website to see when he'll be in a town near you because it's definitely worth checking out.